Once you decide to be my friend, get ready for some hardcore bullshit.

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

Become friends with people who aren’t your age. Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn’t come from your social class. This is how you see the world. This is how you grow.

—note to self (via bedeliiadumaurier)

(Source: c0ntemplations)

canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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nice-wig-janis:

MY FAVOURITE ONE

(Source: kingkrowley)

slapmytitties:

IM GONNA CRY FUCK THIS MOVIE

slapmytitties:

IM GONNA CRY FUCK THIS MOVIE

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

(Source: spongebob-daily)

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

destiel-is-superwholocked:

splintercellconviction:

tootwizard:

WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES

you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden

yeah